Wine Ratings

With each episode, we’ll include a little tasting write-up and a DBP Wine Rating for the  wines according to the following scale:

5 corks: Boss bitch. It’s deliriously good, so good you could rule the world after drinking this.

4 corks: Total bitch. A go-to wine. Solid all around. Bring it to the next party and share with some of your besties.

3.5 corks: Almost bitch. This wine is one you would feel comfortable sharing with your peeps, but not one that is going to wildly impress. You’d buy it again, especially if it’s on sale!

3 corks: Part bitch. It’s good, but not spectacular. Save for nights on the couch by yourself watching Friends, when you decide to open a last-minute bottle.

2.5 corks: Somewhat bitch. This wine has a bit more to offer, with a few more redeeming qualities. It’s definitely a drinkable wine, but leaves us undecided. She’s on a slow path to “bitch.”

2 corks: Eh. Basically 1 cork, but with one minor redeeming quality, so you don’t want to spit it out.

1 cork: A waste of calories! Wouldn’t serve it to your own worst enemy. Do not drink.

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Ep80: Constant Construction

Ep79: CBD: Nature’s Medicine?

Ep78: Turkey Day Vino

Ep77: Mile High Germ Club

Ep76: Colossal Devastation in Wine Country

Ep75: Every Hero Needs a Sidekick

Ep74: Eat, Drink, and Be Scary

Ep73: Lovin’ Lovino

Ep72: Boobies

Ep71: Up In Smoke

Ep70: What’s All The Hoopla About – The Scooter Invasion

Ep69: The One Where They Drink Wine…The FRIENDS Phenomenon

 

Ep68: Rock You Like a Hurricane

Ep67: Mommy’s Night Out

Ep66: So Long Summer!

Ep65: This Wine is Uncanny

Ep64: I Came, I Saw, I Conquered

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Ep63: Sweet Tooth

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Ep62: I Scream for Eye Cream

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Ep61: It’s a Cheese and Wine-abration!

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Ep60: Wine & War

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Ep59: Celebrating the Art of the Blend

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Ep58: A Diviner Among Us

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Ep57: No Curfew

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Ep56: The Experience of Life

Ep55: Caffeinated Nation

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Ep54: Napa Know How!

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Ep53: Charity Gone South

Ep52: DBP Travels: A Sonoma Success – No wine featured!

Ep51: A Year of DBP: The 1st Anniversary

Ep50: Evolution of an Epidemic

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Ep49: Kaleidoscope of Ethics

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Ep48: Celebrity Wines: Yay or Nay?

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Ep47: Under the Knife

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Ep46: Operation Varsity Blues

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Ep45: Seriously Mysterious

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Ep44: Canada, Climates, and Cru

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Ep43: Picket Fences

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Ep42: Switzerland Wines

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Ep41: Chocolate Talk

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Ep40: Assaults on Healthcare Workers: A Shocking Realization

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Ep39: The Chronic Conundrum

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Ep38: Be Kind, Be Lovely.

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Ep37: The Magic of the 45th

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Ep36: Tidy Up! Method vs. Madness

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Ep35: Let’s Make a Deal: 2019 Resolutions!

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Ep34: WTF 2018!

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Ep33: Popping the Bubbly for Royalty

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Ep32: SOMM: The Experience

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Ep31: The Great Holiday Escape

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Ep30: The Hunter & The Stag

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Ep29: Bone Jolly for Beaujolais

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Ep28: Luxembourg Wines

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Ep27: Spooks & Superstitions

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Ep26: California Dreamin’

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Ep25: Buff Beauty

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Ep24: What’s Your Handprint?

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Ep23: A to Z: Anxiety and Gen Z

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Ep 22: Secret Identities

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Ep21: A Tribute to Grace & Grenache

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Ep20: The Sibling Effect

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Ep19: All Hail The Almighty Serge Hochar: His Legendary Perseverance

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Ep18: Kith and Kin: Who’s In Your Tribe?

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Ep17: DBP Utopia: Wine Country

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Ep16: The Man

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Ep15: Heal The World

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Ep14: Slovenian Wines

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Ep13: The Fanny Pack is Back!

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Ep12: Oh The Places You’ll Go

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Ep11: Family Circus

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Ep10: A Thorn in Merlot’s Side

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Ep9: Stringer Cellars: A Local Wine Story

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Ep8: Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting

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Ep7: Reckless Love with Chip Forsythe

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Ep6: Who’s A Sassy Lady?

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Ep5: Keep It Confidential

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Ep4: Intrinsic Motivation

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Ep3: Millennial Gap

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Ep2: Here and There

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Ep1: Phoenix Rising

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